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Requirement to tell foster kids the Easter Bunny is real violated couple’s charter rights, judge rules

Akron man sentenced for assaulting children, impersonating cop for fake ‘scared-straight’ program

Hartford Police Say Man Drove Stolen Car to Court To Face Stolen Car Charge

Police Arrest ‘Sorcerer’ for Selling Incense for $8,166 to Woman in UAE

Decapitated swan discovered to be broken statue

Gainesville Police pull man over for excessive honking, find guns and drugs in his car