Tues, 12/1: Prank calling is so middle school, dude.
Wed, 12/2: I’m no car thief, but I’m pretty sure you’re doin’ it wrong…
Thurs, 12/3: Is that a drug filled watermelon under your shirt or are you just pregnant?
Fri, 12/4: That’s not how it works, dude, and by this age, you should know that ♀️
