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Monday: You’ve been two-timed? How about 35-timed?
Tuesday: When you’re a criminal, you should always be mug-shot ready!
Wednesday: People really will put drugs anywhere!
Thursday: If you’re attacking random people for singing in the vicinity of your girlfriend, you just might have a jealous rage problem!
Friday: Some Chick-Fil-A nuggets might be worth all this–maybe Zaxby’s or Abner’s–but def not worth an order of McNuggs!
